Thursday, February 14, 2008

God is like ...

You've probably already heard these, but I liked them.

God is like ...

BAYER ASPIRIN ~ He works miracles.

a FORD ~ He's got a better idea.

COKE ~ He's the real thing.

HALLMARK CARDS ~ He cares enough to send His very best.

TIDE ~ He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

GENERAL ELECTRICHe brings good things to life.

SEARS ~ He has everything.

ALKA-SELTZER ~ Try Him, you'll like Him

SCOTCH TAPE ~ You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

DELTA ~ He's ready when you are.


ALLSTATE ~ You're in good hands with Him. (I like this one, because I love Dennis Haysbert's voice in the Allstate ad!!)

VO-5 Hair Spray ~ He holds through all kinds of weather.

DIAL SOAP ~ Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

BOUNTY ~ He is the quicker picker upper ... can handle the tough jobs ... and He won't fall apart on you.

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